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A composer who's given an impossible deadline to write his next score. He meets a beautiful |
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woman (Carol Alt) who professes to be his biggest fan but it soon becomes apparent she's not |
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what she appears to be. Being very proficient with a gun, it turns out Alt is an Israeli secret |
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service agent who ends up getting kidnapped. She tells them Segal has the titular bear and so |
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the only way he can save her is to somehow locate it and bring it to the bad guys. An |
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entertaining action-comedy by Sergio Martino. |
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Riosanna Schiafino, John Richardson in english with greek subs
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Letterboxed print. Directed by Julio Buchs, this violent (for its time) action drama stars Rosanna |
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Schiafino as a nun who is raped and beaten by African mercenaries (who kill everyone else). |
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She returns home pregnant and must decide what to do with the child. John Richardson co- |
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Ursula Andress, Giuliano Gemma, Jack Palance widescreen print
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Ursula Andress, Giuliano Gemma and Jack Palance star in this adventure film with lots of thrills |
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and skin by you know who! Gemma plays a drifter in Africa who discovers Jack Palance dealing |
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in illegal poaching. Yet he also wonders why Palance is so determined to kidnap and kill Ursula |
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who at first appears in a nun's habit (a disguise that would never work on her! Michele Lupo |
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Joe Dallasandro, Marissa Mell, Eleonora Giorgi |
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Joe Dalleandro stars as guy who loves women, money and motorcycle racing. He figures out a |
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way to combine all three and commit the perfect crime. marisa Mell and Eleonora Giorgi co-star |
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Vittorio Gassman, Barbara Steele, Gian Maria Volonte, Maria Grazia Bucelli |
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In italian with english subtitles. Fans of Barbara Steele will want this one as she plays a haughty |
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rich woman who enjoys being whipped (and she has some rare brief nudity too!!)! The film |
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stars Vittorio Gassman as a wandering knight in search of a mission in this very bloody satire |
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on medievil times. Gassman is very much a reluctant hero who stumbles along until he is |
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entranced by Catherine Spaak as a naive innocent that he feels he must protect at all cost. |
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Very witty and violent. Gian Maria Volonte and maria Gracia Bucelli co-star. |
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Leslie Parrish, George Sanders in english with greek subs
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Incredibly obscure American film shot in Mexico by director Herbert (THE FROZEN DEAD) |
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Leder. Leslie Parrish plays an actress working south of the border but it's George Sanders, a |
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the sleazy pervert drug pusher who hands out candy to all the school children! The LSD acid |
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trip sequence has to be seen and the sixties acid rock score by THE FORUM QUORUM has to be |
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Edwige Fenech, George Wang, Peter Martell, Carla Mancini in english with greek subs
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Edwige Fenech, George Wang, Peter Martell, and Carla Mancini (whose main contribution is a |
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nice nude scene!!) star in this offbeat action film by director Renzo Merusi. George Wang plays |
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a desert marauder who is tormented by an unseen phantom. After a successful raid on 4 men |
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in a jeep where he recovers a bunch of American money, he sees his men slaughtered and his |
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rifle disappear to this unseen phantom and is tortured by the mystery.Fenech shows up in |
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Wang's tent to see if he has the money and is promptly raped for her trouble! Martell shows up |
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looking for the treasure and of course he promptly meets and beds Fenech and then decides to |
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bring her with him as they and Wang himself all go into the Sahara in search of the treasure |
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(and just wait until you see what that treasure actually is!). Fenech is incredibly sexy looking in |
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her short dress which is of course low cut as well. I doubt this one is going to turn up on DVD |
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George Kennedy, Robert Forster, Ramon Sheen in english with greek subs
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Well made action film by Jess Franco starring George Kennedy, Robert Forster, Ramon Sheen |
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and Fernando Rey. Kennedy is working behind the scenes to overthrow a corrupt regime and |
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swears revenge when his daughter is murdered |
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Jane Birkin, Serge Gainsborough, Paul Nicholas in french with english subs
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Jane Birkin sure gets naked in this French crime film starring and directed by |
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her husband, Serge Gainsbourg. He plays a corrupt cop who is involved in a huge scam to steal |
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a large shipment of drugs. He and Birkin are soon on the run from a tough cop (Curd Jurgens) |
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and is old partner (Paul Nicholas). Birkin is stunning to look at and oh yeah, nude a lot too in |
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this violent crime thriller. |
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Franco Nero Victoria Belvedere |
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In Italian with English subtitles. Franco Nero stars in this epic adventure film set in a foreign |
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land where gold has been discovered. Violence erupts as several different factions converge to |
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try and make their claim. Victoria Belvedere is the main reason to get this film. Man is she hot |
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stuff (she is also in the thriller CRAVING DESIRE which is still available) and has no problem |
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with nudity. She has some great sex scenes and you can tell Nero is having a ball, er a great |
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John Drew Barrymore, Eva Bartok |
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Here's an excellent B&W thriller by Piero (PLAYGIRLS AND THE VAMPIRE) Regnoli that stars |
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John Drew Barrymore and Eva Bartok! A diamond robbery goes bad and so the 3 men involved |
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go on the run. Even more bad news is the femme fatale (Bartok in a role that is a nice lead in |
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to her part in BLOOD AND BLACK LACE!) they get involved with! One of the better noir thrillers |
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made in Italy in the early sixties. |
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Gene Barry and Senta Berger co-star in this slick detective/murder story set on a fast moving |
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train. Directed by Richard Irving and written by the creators of COLUMBO. |
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In Italian with English subtitles, letterboxed print. Here's a real coup, the newest film by PUPI |
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(HOUSE WITH THE WINDOWS THAT LAUGHED) and it's a great bloody fantasy/adventure film |
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about the Knights Templars! 5 young men band together to travel to Thebes to find the sacred |
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Holy Shroud of Jesus. They encounter witchcraft, fantasy and of course plenty of bloody |
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swordfights and battles. Edward Furlong heads the cast and at 140 minutes, it's sure to be |
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chopped up if it ever gets a US release. An amazing film from one of Italy's master of horror. |
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Lang Jeffries, Edwige Fenech, Erna Scheurer in english with spanish subs
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Letterboxed print. Lang Jeffries, Edwige Fenech, Erna Schurer, Jeffries plays a washed up |
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driver who decides to return to the Le Mans racing circuit. |
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In Italian with Yellow English subtitles. Pupi Avati's startling slice of life, circa 926 A.D. A |
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travelling executioner takes on an apprentice (he will have to eventually learn how to draw and |
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quarter one poor bastard) and how a young girl adapts to being sent off to life inside a |
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convent. Riz Ortolani provides the sparse score and the print is letterboxed. |
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Peter Cushing, Oliver Reed |
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Here's one of Peter Cushing's rarest films, shot in South Africa. When a US space probe lands |
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in Africa, a crazy dictator holds it for ransom. He has a solar powered ray that he threatens the |
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world with. Oliver Reed and his superior (played by Keenan Wynn) are sent in to recover the |
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satellite and knock off the madman. Cushing plays an eccentric local |
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Ursula Andress, Giuliano Gemma, Jack Palance widescreen print
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Here's an official sequel to AFRICA EXPRESS as the same cast of Ursula Andress, Giuliano |
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Gemma and Jack Palance return for a sexy adventure film set in the jungle. Duccio Tessari |
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Natassia Kinski, Sergio Rubini |
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In Italian with English subtitles. A crippled young man (director Sergio Rubino) accidentally hits |
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a beautiful blonde (Nastassia Kinski) with his car. She's disoriented and begs him to help her. |
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She moves in and a relationship develops. However, as quickly as it started, it ends with her |
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disappearing. He becomes obsessed with finding her and using a series of clues, he discovers |
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she's not what she appeared to be. She's involved with a man who dominates her every |
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moment and has forced her to participate in a complicated money scam. When the young man |
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re-enters the picture, it all goes horribly wrong and murder is the result. Nastassia Kinski is |
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beautiful but deadly in this pessimistic thriller |
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Barbara Bouchet, Gordon Mitchell, William Berger in english with greek subs
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Sergio Bergonzelli directs this sleazy crime/action film starring Barbara Bouchet, Gordon |
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Mitchell and William Berger. An elaborate plan to down a plane is carried out just to steal some |
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diamonds. The hard part is diving into the shark infested waters to find the treasure. |
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Jean-Louis trintignant, Gian Maria Volonte, Roy Scheider, Phillipe Noiret, Jean Seberg |
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Jean Louis Trintignant plays a journalist who's in trouble with the police. They want him to help |
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them set up a meeting with the dangerous Sediel, (Gian Maria Volonte) a man involved in |
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radical 3rd world politics. The French government plans to use Trintignant to get rid of the |
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troublemaker but he has other plans. A top notch French thriller by Yves Boisset. Ennio |
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Morricone provides the score and Jean Seberg, Roy Scheider, Philip Noiret, Michel Piccoli and |
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What a terrific idea this tape is. Take over 80 commercials, made for European TV by some of |
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the greatest European filmmakers ever, and put them altogether. Like eating only one potato |
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chip, you can't stop after only watching one commercial. So, who are some of the directors? |
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How about Dario Argento, Roman Polanski, Claude Chabrol, Federico Fellini, Jean Luc Godard, |
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Giuseppe Tornatore, Just Jaeckin, David Lynch, Martin Scorcese and many many more!! Of |
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course nudity occurs and the one with Vanessa Paradis is especially scandalous. |
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Catherine Deneuve, Fernando Rey, Emma Cohen |
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Directed by Juan Bunuel and starring Catherine Deneuve, Fernando Rey, and Emma Cohen. |
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The icy blonde actress plays an author who's able to make magical and strange things happen |
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(wait till you see her nude shot in a crowded restaurant!) so as to help her and those around |
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her. Quite surreal and strange. |
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Ray Danton, Pascale Petit, George Rigaud in english with dutch subs
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Mel (LADY FRANKENSTEIN) Welles directs and Ray Danton, Pascale Petit and George Rigaud |
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are the stars. Danton is an ex-mercenary who ends up in South America. He saves some |
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miners at a cave-in and earns the respect of the mine's owner who hires him to help out. You |
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see the mine is under siege by a corporation that wants to control it. They are sending an |
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armed squad of thugs to kill everyone and take over the mine. Danton ahs to arm what few |
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men are there and train them to be ruthless killers. Needless to say it isn't going to be easy. |
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Jennifer Beals, Luc Merenda in english withjapanese subs
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I doubt many Sam Fuller fans have seen this rare film starring Jennifer (FLASHDANCE) Beals |
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and Luc (TORSO) Merenda. Beals is a news photographer covering the strife in the Phillipines. |
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Along with her ex-husband (Merenda), they meet up with anti-government guerillas who want a |
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roll of film that exposes government atrocities. It turns up missing and many lives are at stake |
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if it's not found. Fuller has a cameo as Beals boss. |
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Brigitte Bardot, Lino Ventura |
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In french with English subtitles, letterboxed print. Brigitte Bardot, Lino Ventura, and Hunt |
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Powers star in this French action film by Robert Enrico. Ventura is a tough rum smuggler who |
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crosses path with Bardot and then really discovers what trouble is |
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Giuliano Gemma, Mark Damon, Silvia Dionisio in english with greek subs
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Tongue-in-cheek action adventure film starring Giuliano Gemma as Robin Hood, Mark Damon |
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and Silvia Dionisio as his beautiful and sexy Maid Marian. Helga line co-stars and the film was |
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directed by Giorgio Ferroni. |
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In Spanish only, letterboxed print. Another Jess Franco rarity, this is his version of a Bruce Lee |
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movie complete with the usual dose of nudity and sleaze! He also stars as the evil Dr Wong, |
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head of an international drug cartel. Bruce, a Chinese-American, is roped into helping break up |
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the ring and he uses his special power (he incorporates the shadow of Bruce Lee to help him in |
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his kung-fu fighting) to defeat the bad guys. Lina Romay supplies just some of the nudity |
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Janet Agren, Andres Garcia, Arthur Kennedy in english with greek subs
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Italian/Mexican JAWS ripoff starring Janet Agren, Arthur Kennedy and Andres Garcia. They are |
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all in Santo Domingo where they run into a killer shark. |
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