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| EUROPEAN TRASH CINEMA |
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| George Hilton, Anita Strindberg, Luciana paluzzi |
| George Hilton, Luciana Paluzzi, Fernando Rey and Anita Strindberg star in this Italian thriller by |
| Tulio Demichelli. When a prominent surgeon is murdered, suspicion falls on his wife, best friend |
| and mistress. Rey is the cop who is convinced it's one of them but they all have rock solid |
| Fernando Ferman Gomez |
1994 |
| Maria Barranco, Pilar Bardem |
| In Spanish with Yellow English subtitles, letterboxed print. A mortician is married to an old bag |
| and they have both hated each other for 20 years. She has her neighbors convinced he's a |
| monster (the guy wouldn't hurt a fly). He finally meets a beautiful young woman and they fall |
| for each other and screw their brains out. The worm turns as he now has to figure out a way to |
| kill the wife and dispose of the body (using his talents down at the morgue). His plan works to |
| perfection except his wife gains the ultimate revenge. The film ends on a very sick joke, set up |
| earlier in the film. This Spanish made film is a terrific black comedy and a real sleeper. It stars |
| Maria Barranco and Pilar Bardem and was directed by Fernando fernan Gomez. here's one |
| foreign film Disney WON'T be remaking anytime soon! |
| In Italian only. Eva Henger (who is a beautiful busty blonde) stars as psycho serial killer who |
| meets up with a crazy male counterpart in a surreal restaurant setting where they screw each |
| other and take turns terrorizing each other with sharp instruments. A weird sexual thriller with |
| plentiful nudity. Enrico Bernard directs |
| In Czech with yellow English subtitles, letterboxed print. Beautifully designed, this bizarre |
| Czech near future SF film is also filled with nudity! A young man is slowly inducted into a cult of |
| TV worshippers who use the device to drain a person's energy like a vampire. Definitely for |
| those looking for something offbeat and obscure. Directed by Jan Sverak. |
| In the case the title of this film doesn't make its intentions too clear, it's a ripoff of ALIEN! |
| Belinda Mayne stars as a spelunker who uncovers alien monsters deep inside a cave. They like |
| to chew up humans and spit them out. Directed by Ciro Ippoliti (who went on to be busted for |
| cocaine possession in the company of Laura Antonelli). The music by the De Angelis brothers is |
| a terrific knockoff of Goblin |
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An evil corporation (run by Charles Napier) is dumping its toxic waste into underground |
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caverns. It awakens a huge Alien-like creature who goes on a rampage. A tough female |
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technician (ala Sigourney Weaver) does battle with it to save the planet. Directed by Antonio |
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In German with English subtitles. A young man kills an elderly woman for no apparent reason. |
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It's revealed he has murdered several other times and yet he's considered fit for society. His |
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compulsion to kill causes him to break into a house and wait for the inhabitants to return so he |
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can slaughter them, When they arrive he brutally kills them and in an act of total repulsion, |
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rapes one of the victims after beating her death (this scene is a stomach turner). This is an |
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incredibly bleak and nasty piece of work unknown to most. It was directed by Gerald Kargl and |
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stars Erwin Heder as the German version of a Henry-like serial killer |
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In Spanish with English subtitles, widescreen print. YOWSIR!! I LOVE this stylish Sci-Fi Spaghetti |
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Western set in Texas, circa 2048. A sheriff (who makes DIRTY HARRY look like a wuss) is at |
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odds with a wheelchair bound cyborg who rules the countryside with his hired gun/rapist played |
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by Iggy Pop. A young deputy wants out of this shithole but has to go through a stack of |
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deviants such as a Santo fanatic, shrivelled corpses that morph into a horny young thing and a |
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crazy whore lovin' preacher. This is probably the way Texas will turn out. Directed by Oscar |
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Tomas Milian, Adrianna Russo |
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Letterboxed print. One of Fulci's lesser known films (probably because previous copies looked |
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so bad!), but no doubt it's one of his best. Set in the past, a young girl is so abused by her |
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father (including beatings and rape) that she hires a young man (Tomas Milian) to help her kill |
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dear old Dad. It turns out to be an ordeal as the old fucker refuses to go quietly and the entire |
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family has to pitch in and help. Eventually they are all caught, tortured and put to death. God I |
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just love a happy ending. |
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Giancarlo Giannini, Richard Roundtree, Patricia Millard, Gabriele Ferzetti |
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In Italian with yellow English subtitles. Giancarlo Giannini plays a down on his luck lawyer who |
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slowly gets dragged into investigating the murder of a black gardner. The man had sold his kid |
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to a black market involved in organ transplants and was having regrets. Before he could reveal |
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anything, he was killed. Pino Donaggio contributes a great score. Richard Roundtree, Patricia |
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Millard and Gabrielle Ferzetti co-star. Directed by Maurizio Ponzi |
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This film is out here as LEGEND OF BLOOD CASTLE with a PG rating. This is the R rated version |
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with extra gore and nudity. It's much brighter (and letterboxed) which helps you to actually |
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see what's going on. Lucia Bose is the Countess Bathory who bathes in virgin's blood to retain |
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her youth. She convinces her husband to help her gather victims (one of which is played by |
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John Phillip Law, Gordon Mitchell |
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John Phillip Law stars as a demented painter who ends up using blood as for his inspiration. |
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Gordon Mitchell is his necrophile assistant. Directed by Sergio Bergonzelli. YOU NEED TO SEE |
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Unreleased American Horror film starring Linnea Quigley (remember her!) and Troy Donohue |
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(Hell even I have a hard time remembering him!!). 3 teenage idiots dig up a dead body and of |
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course it is revived and goes on a bloody killing spree |
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Diana Conca, Vicky Palma, Mirta Miller |
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In Spanish only. An interesting mix of sex and horror greets the viewer of this Spanish lensed |
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flick. There's lots of nudity and blood as the film certainly lives up to its title. 3 young women (2 |
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whom are lesbians) head to the country for some rest. They stay at the old farm of a weird |
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woman (Mirta Miller) and her sexually repressed son. They soon start turning up dead (usually |
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graphically stabbed in the crotch) in this thriller by Manuel Esteba. Diana Conca and Viky Palma |
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Paul Naschy, Maria Perschy, Diana Lorys |
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This excellent Paul Naschy Giallo, directed by Carlos (HORROR RISES FROM THE TOMB) Aured, |
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was released here missing some nudity and violence under the title HOUSE OF PSYCHOTIC |
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WOMEN. This is the uncut version and it turns out to be one of the better Spanish imitators of |
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the Italian thriller. Naschy plays a drifter who ends up at a house peopled by some strange |
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women (Maria Perschy and Diana Lorys). |
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Jean Louis-Trintignant, Carole Bouqet, Maria Schneider |
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In French with English subtitles. Famed French comics artist Enki Bilal got a chance to direct this |
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film and he delivers a mini-SF-masterpiece that looks like it was pulled right off the comics |
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page! Jean-Louis Tritignant, Maria Schneider and Carole Bouchet star. A group of mysterious |
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travellers gather at a run down hotel run by robots |
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Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin |
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A quintessential seventies horror film, the first by big shot Hollywood hack, Ivan Reitman, it |
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stars former SCTV regulars Eugene Levy and Andrea Martin. They play a young couple who |
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end up at a restaurant owned by 3 beautiful girls who just happen to be cannibals. They escape |
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but since the entire town has a taste for human flesh, they won't get far. |
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Juan Perez Tabernero |
1981 |
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Here's an extremely gory cannibal film by Juan Julio Tabernero that is so bad it's good! Silvia |
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Solar stars in this jungle gore film about a group of thugs who kidnap a kid and escape to the |
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jungle to await a huge ransom. What they don't know is that a cannibal tribe is nearby and they |
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are going to be the main menu. Plenty of entrail pulling in this exellent quality print. |
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In Italian with yellow English subtitles. A 3 hour epic fantasy film directed by Lamberto Bava. |
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The King (Mario Adorf) wants a son to carry on his name but all he has are daughters. His |
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newest child however has what it takes but must prove herself in a series of quests and |
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This Barbara Steele horror film is out here as TERROR CREATURES FROM THE GRAVE, this |
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version is 6 minutes longer. A lawyer is summoned by a dead man to redo his will. This is a |
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real problem as you might imagine! It seems the house where he died was built on top of a |
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burial ground for plague victims and they are now returning from the dead to get their revenge |
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Demetra Hampton stars in this hilarious take-off on Jurassic Park and an entire host of other |
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Big Budget American films (like the ADAMS FAMILY, DERHUNTER and many more). And the |
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even more amazing thing is that it is genuniely funny with a very black streak of humor, nudity |
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and sleaze. Yes, giant chickens escape from a research facility and they are shitting on |
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everything they don't eat! |
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Would you believe an Italian ripoff of JURASSIC PARK involving giant chickens instead of |
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dinosaurs?! There are also characters from THE ADDAMS FAMILY mixed in as well with an R |
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rating bent as Morticia here uses Thing to get off sexually!! Scenes from THE DEERHUNTER and |
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other US big budget films are spoofed. Plus, starlet Demetra Hampton (from the Valentina TV |
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Cornelia Froboess, Katja Riemann |
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In German with English subtitles. Subtle German thriller about a nurse who's kidnapped by a |
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serial killer. She manages to escape but the police don't believe her story. Enter a lady |
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detective named Oswald who ought to be called DIRTY HARRIET as she beats the shit out of |
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pimps for just looking at her the wrong way! The two women work together and discover the |
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killer is a fellow cop but no one believes them, which sets up the finale where the two women |
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have to take matters into their own hands. Matti Gerschanneck directs and the film stars |
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Cornelia Froboess and Katja Riemann. |
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- Finally, the uncut version with nudity and violence cut out of the US print. Don't pay more for |
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this one. I have the pre-record from France (it's in English with French subtitles). It's definitely |
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Peter Cushing's most daring role |
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Eddie Endolf, Gordon Mitchell |
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WOW! This is one of the most entertaining pieces of shit I have ever seen! An Italian film about |
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a naked werewolf who goes around slaughtering all who piss it off. Director/writer/star and |
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obvious asshole Eddie Endolf has a lot to answer for. He hasn't got a clue how to direct and |
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even roped Gordon Mitchell to stand around a set while he whips a bunch of naked broads. |
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There is ample gore and nudity and for once the digital censoring on this Japanese tape is a |
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godsend because it BLOCKS our view of watching a werewolf schlong swaying back and forth. |
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Letterboxed print. You have to give the Italians credit for perseverance, 25 years after the |
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original JAWS, they are still trying to rip it off! Bruno Mattei directs this one about a big shark |
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who swims around and eats people. |
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Gothic vampire tale--Spanish style. Director Joe Lacy (real name Jose Eloretta) was a prolific |
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maker of Espanol terror films in the early seventies. This film centers on a young female doctor |
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and her nurse who arrive at a small village suffering from anemia (DUH!). They discover the |
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son of a local baron is a vampire infecting the countryside. The film starts off a little slow but |
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once the vampire is revealed to be a sex pervert too (he has a dungeon full of victims he |
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alternately bites and whips!) it kicks in to high gear |
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Henry Silva, Frank Zagrino |
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Frank Zagrino and Henry Silva star in this entertaining ripoff of ROBOCOP and TERMINATOR. |
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The film was directed by Gianetto De Rossi, who provided the gore effects for ZOMBIE, GATES |
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OF HELL and THE BEYOND. Don't pay more for a crappy looking subtitled print. This english |
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dubbed, pre-record quality master comes with great box art and is only |
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Letterboxed print. This is an extremely creepy film along the lines of ROSEMARY'S BABY. A |
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blind boy is convinced his slutty sister is giving birth to the Anti-Christ. This film features one of |
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the most shocking scenes I have ever witnessed! |
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Silvia Cohen, Paolo Calissano |
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Stylish thriller by Aldo (NIGHT TRAIN MURDERS) Lado about a woman who has an argument |
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with her boyfriend and decides to go out with her girlfriend for a night on the town. |
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Unfortunately for them they meet a pair of psychos who decide to break into an empty home, |
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trap the girls and then hunt them down for their demented sex games. When one of the girls |
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kills one of the psychos, things really go to shit! Silvia Cohen and Paolo Calissano co-star. |
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Craig Fairbrass, Rowena King |
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One of the best British horror films in years, it's a nineties take on THE WICKER MAN. Craig |
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Fairbrass stars as a reporter who meets and falls in love with a trainee journalist (Rowena |
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King). When her brother dies in a mysterious accident, he begins to suspect it's the workings of |
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a bizarre religious cult. Pretty soon he uncovers pagan rituals, witchcraft, devil worship and |
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even human sacrifice. Nudity and violent. |
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Anne Libert, Lina Romay, Britt Nichols |
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In French only, letterboxed print. Excellent Jess Franco horror film that mixes plenty of nudity |
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and some nasty violence. Howard Vernon stars as the Count while his victims include Britt |
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Nichols, Anne Libert, and Lina Romay. Nichols plays a woman who while visiting her |
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grandmother learns the family has a dark secret involving vampirism. |
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